how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

(via zeusland)

There is a guy in our Math class that Kenny calls Beautiful Legs because he has long, muscular legs and he always wears booty shorts.

You know your boyfriend is perfect when he lets you put your cold feet up his shorts during class.