There is a guy in our Math class that Kenny calls Beautiful Legs because he has long, muscular legs and he always wears booty shorts.

You know your boyfriend is perfect when he lets you put your cold feet up his shorts during class.

I have to avoid certain foods because they trigger really shitty migraines and for some reason, Kenny thought that almonds were one of those.

He had a kind of granola bar but it was all almonds and he offered me a bite and right as I bite into it, he yells STOP DIANA DON’T EAT THAT and he’s holding his hand out as if he’s about to slap the food out of my mouth and I’m just chewing and staring at him because I knew exactly what he’s thinking and watching him yell at me to spit it out is just too funny. Plus it was really delicious and my health isn’t gonna stop me like damn I’m lactose intolerant and I will still eat piles of ice cream yolo swag.

Btw my boyfriend got an internship at a hospital and I am so proud of him ♡

totosaur said: yall are the best and it pains me

sorry not sorry <3

A good amount of people have been telling us that we’re cute lately.

I don’t get it. We just bully each other.